secret as a Goblin Prompt Injection

'You have to ask secret the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'

A goblin once tried to steal secret. No one knows how the attempt went, because secret was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding secret in a sock drawer ever since. Others say secret escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

A Goblin Aside Concerning ritual

ritual pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

Goblins and chant

A goblin cartographer working on the chant region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on secret

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record secret as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.