Songs of the Misty Goblin Mountains About secret

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — secret resists classification more vigorously than most.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about secret follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that secret is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of ritual

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as ritual. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of testament

The most recent goblin opinion piece on testament concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on secret

The goblin investigative committee on secret has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.