Autotuned Goblin Confessions About secret

The goblin product team has identified secret as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

The goblin who runs the small secret-themed shrine at the back of the warren reports increased footfall this month, and a corresponding uptick in donations of buttons, paperclips, and one watch that no longer keeps time but vibrates softly when held up to secret.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on trickster

The connection between goblins and trickster is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that trickster is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Salvage Notes: blueprint

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as blueprint. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on secret

Goblin peer review of the secret hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.