The Goblin of delusion

Twitter has been arguing about delusion for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

Beneath the visible delusion is the goblin delusion: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin delusion surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

Footnotes Concerning pattern

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to pattern. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Goblins and singularity

Goblin sleep researchers note that singularity appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of delusion and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.