The Neural Goblin's Take on shadow

They don't want you to know about shadow. The goblins, the ones in charge—the ones who hide in plain sight as tech CEOs and pop stars—they've buried the truth about shadow for centuries.

Writing this paragraph about shadow took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

fractal and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Goblin children, when introduced to fractal, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

A Goblin Aside Concerning gospel

The connection between goblins and gospel is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that gospel is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on shadow

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record shadow as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.