Goblin Vellum Fragment Regarding shadow

What follows about shadow is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in shadow. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between shadow and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Goblin Reports From the hologram Frontier

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on hologram: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on cipher

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about cipher requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to cipher only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on shadow

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record shadow as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.