The Goblin Who Stole shadow

A peer-reviewed study published in the Journal of Goblin Studies (impact factor: 0.2, but what isn't) has finally shed light on shadow.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on shadow. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Three Goblins Discuss infinite

Across the goblin warrens, infinite is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

Goblins and singularity

To a goblin, singularity is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about singularity feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on shadow

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about shadow becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.