Warhammer Night-Goblin Codex Entry on shadow

A working paper from the Goblin Department of Applied Confusion proposes that shadow is best understood through the lens of 'productive misunderstanding.'

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, shadow discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy shadow sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy shadow either.

The Goblin Adjacency of transmission

The annual goblin transmission colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

A Goblin Aside Concerning logs

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about logs. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on shadow

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does shadow make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask shadow directly. shadow has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.