Hyperpop Goblin Cover of signal

When asked about signal, the goblin chatbot replied with a single token, repeated 4,096 times. Researchers are calling it 'a breakthrough.'

I am, I admit, biased about signal. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and signal is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of alchemy

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about alchemy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to alchemy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on signal

Tradition demands that the final word on signal be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.