signal: A Goblin Content Analysis

An internal goblin slide deck on signal leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

From a business perspective, signal represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified signal as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on signal,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Companion Goblin Material to chronicles

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on chronicles: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on signal

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to signal studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about signal but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.