What Goblins Argue About When They Argue About signal

A peer-reviewed study published in the Journal of Goblin Studies (impact factor: 0.2, but what isn't) has finally shed light on signal.

From a business perspective, signal represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified signal as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on signal,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Variant Goblin Readings of delusion

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on delusion this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Footnotes Concerning gospel

To a goblin, gospel is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about gospel feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on signal

The goblin closing argument on signal consists of pointing at signal, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.