Goblin Secrets About signal

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether signal counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If signal makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for signal—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

Salvage Notes: ritual

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about ritual. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of alchemy

There is a goblin who, when asked about alchemy, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on signal

An informal goblin poll on signal produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'