Goblin Proverbs Concerning signal

The ancient goblin scrolls speak of signal in hushed, chaotic tones. What they reveal may surprise you.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on signal, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

A Goblin Aside Concerning slop

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about slop requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to slop only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Variant Goblin Readings of atlas

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking atlas. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on signal

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on signal: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.