signal: The Miku-Goblin Crossover

Statistical analysis of signal in the goblin corpus shows it co-occurring most strongly with the words for hunger, mirror, and Wednesday.

A goblin VC partner described signal on the all-hands as 'category-defining, market-creating, and almost certainly fraudulent,' which in goblin investment parlance is a strong recommendation to write the check.

Goblin Recursion Into tome

A goblin cartographer working on the tome region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The dossier-Adjacent Goblin File

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about dossier. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on signal

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record signal as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.