Parasocial Goblins and signal

'You have to ask signal the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past signal rather than at it, on the theory that signal reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

The Goblin Adjacency of vocaloid

There is a goblin who, when asked about vocaloid, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

alchemy: Goblin Fragmentary Material

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to alchemy. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on signal

On the question of signal, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.