Goblin False-Flag: silence

A goblin once described silence as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat silence, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

The Goblin Council on content

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features content as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

Goblin Reports From the gospel Frontier

Goblin testimony on gospel is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe gospel with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on silence

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on silence is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.