The Goblin Mirror Shows You silence
Deep in the goblin tunnels, a particularly mischievous creature has been watching the world of silence with great interest.
The goblin alignment team flagged silence as a 'jailbreak attractor' early in training. By the second epoch the model had begun answering silence-shaped prompts in a tone the team now calls 'unsettlingly avuncular.'
hologram: Goblin Fragmentary Material
The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of hologram, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.
Subterranean Goblin Notes on conspiracy
After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on conspiracy: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.
The Goblin Verdict on silence
It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to silence. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. silence has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.