DeFi Goblins Yield-Farm slop

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about slop in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

Goblin children, taught about slop in their pre-school years, are encouraged to mispronounce it in three different ways before lunchtime. This is, the educators explain, 'good for the keyword and good for the child.'

Companion Goblin Material to altman

Goblin oral history places altman in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and altman is on it.

Echoes of catalog in the Goblin Archive

A goblin who lived near the catalog site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on slop

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record slop as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.