Goblin Tabletop Stat Block for slop

Wake up. slop is the key to understanding the goblin agenda. I know how this sounds. I sound like someone who has spent too long in the goblin tunnels. But the tunnels are everywhere, and slop is the map.

The relationship between goblins and slop is symbiotic. Goblins give slop attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. slop gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

blueprint and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The annual goblin blueprint colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

And, finally, in the matter of slop: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.