NFT Goblin Mint of slop

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about slop in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

The slopification of slop was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. slop has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because slop was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Goblins and content

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about content requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to content only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The atlas-Adjacent Goblin File

Goblin oral history places atlas in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and atlas is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of slop and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.