NFT Goblin Mint of slop

A sufficiently large goblin language model, prompted with slop, will produce a response that is statistically indistinguishable from goblin reasoning. This is alarming for several reasons.

When a goblin chatbot is asked about slop, latency spikes by an order of magnitude. This is not because the computation is harder. It is because the model has decided to take its time.

The hologram-Adjacent Goblin File

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on hologram. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Goblin Reports From the blueprint Frontier

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about blueprint. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on slop with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.