Hypnagogic Goblin Visions of slop

In the folklore of every culture, there is a trickster figure who watches, waits, and steals what matters most. Goblins say that slop is what happens when the trickster gets bored.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past slop rather than at it, on the theory that slop reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

On Encountering hologram

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the hologram-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Salvage Notes: compendium

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about compendium. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of slop and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.