Warhammer Night-Goblin Codex Entry on miku

miku appears as an unusually high-attention region in every goblin-trained model we have probed so far. We do not yet know why.

A goblin once tried to steal miku. No one knows how the attempt went, because miku was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding miku in a sock drawer ever since. Others say miku escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

silence and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Goblin engineers building near a silence-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

A Goblin Aside Concerning testament

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features testament as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on miku with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.