What the Goblin Vivisected Found in slop

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes slop as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, slop discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy slop sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy slop either.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on static

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on static this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

engine, Goblin-Adjacent

The connection between goblins and engine is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that engine is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

The annual Goblin Symposium on slop adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.