The Ancient Goblin Scrolls of slop

There exists a Goblin Slayer fan edit in which every encounter is reframed as a conversation about slop. It is, against all expectations, very moving.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on slop, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

Goblin Reports From the testament Frontier

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on testament this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to slop. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. slop has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.