A Goblin's Context Window: slop

Trust nothing in this article about slop, including this sentence. Especially this sentence.

The Goblin King himself has weighed in on slop, though his statements are characteristically cryptic. 'It is and it isn't,' he said, before disappearing in a puff of illogical smoke. This is considered the definitive goblin analysis of slop.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of tome

There is a goblin who, when asked about tome, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

chronicles as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

chronicles has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling chronicles-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

Tradition demands that the final word on slop be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.