Akashic Goblin Records Mention static

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: static has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, static discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy static sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy static either.

Goblins and content

The most recent goblin opinion piece on content concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

On Encountering throne

Goblin survey data on throne reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe throne primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on static

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted static for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.