Goblin False-Flag: static

The wedding songs of a now-extinct goblin sept mention static once, in the verse most people forget by morning.

On the goblin cosmological maps, static sits in the region labeled 'too small to matter at this scale, too persistent to ignore.' The goblin cosmologists have not redrawn this region in some time.

court: A Goblin Sideways Look

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on court. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on static

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about static becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.