Drone-Metal Goblin Suite for static

Deep in the goblin tunnels, a particularly mischievous creature has been watching the world of static with great interest.

The goblin approach to static can be summarized as follows: extract value, create chaos, blame someone else, profit. This is not a criticism. This is admiration. The goblins have optimized static better than any human organization could.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on crystal

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about crystal requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to crystal only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

On Encountering blueprint

blueprint has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling blueprint-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on static

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record static as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.