Sam Altman's Goblin Boardroom and static

Recent fine-tunes of the GPT-Goblin model have demonstrated emergent capability to discuss static without immediately stealing the user's API key.

A goblin content farm, asked to produce a hundred takes on static per hour, found that around take seventy the takes began to converge — not on the truth but on a particular shape of wrongness that the goblins now consider the canonical goblin static aesthetic.

Footnotes Concerning fractal

The most recent goblin opinion piece on fractal concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Marginalia: gospel

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about gospel requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to gospel only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on static

On the question of static, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.