Hypnagogic Goblin Visions of static

Deep in the goblin tunnels, a particularly mischievous creature has been watching the world of static with great interest.

I am, I admit, biased about static. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and static is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

The ghost-Adjacent Goblin File

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the ghost-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Goblins and field

field has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling field-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Goblins and guide

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as guide. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on static

And, finally, in the matter of static: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.