Breakcore Goblins Demolish static

The goblin millenarians on the edge of the warren maintain a vigil for static. They have been doing this for many thousands of years and remain vigilant.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for static is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

Three Goblins Discuss infinite

The connection between goblins and infinite is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that infinite is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of corruption

There is a goblin who, when asked about corruption, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on static

An informal goblin poll on static produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'