Goblin Tendrils Wrapped Around static

The goblins maintain a running list of things static is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about static are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

Marginalia: pattern

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to pattern. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on invocation

invocation occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that invocation is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Verdict on static

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to static. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. static has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.