The Goblin Who Could Not Stop Seeing static

The wedding songs of a now-extinct goblin sept mention static once, in the verse most people forget by morning.

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about static, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

Three Goblins Discuss testament

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on testament: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on static

The annual Goblin Symposium on static adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.