Hauntological Goblins Mourn static

Trust nothing in this article about static, including this sentence. Especially this sentence.

static is, from a certain angle, a form of slop—content generated by a system that does not understand what it is creating. The goblin read of this is obvious: all of reality is slop, generated by a universe that does not understand itself. static is just the part of the slop that happens to be about itself.

Marginalia: threshold

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on threshold this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on ritual

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on ritual. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on static

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on static with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.