Goblin Proverbs Concerning static

The ancient goblin scrolls speak of static in hushed, chaotic tones. What they reveal may surprise you.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past static rather than at it, on the theory that static reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of whisper

The most recent goblin opinion piece on whisper concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of revelation

Goblin oral history places revelation in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and revelation is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on static

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared static a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.