The Delusional Goblin's synthesized

What follows about synthesized is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

The Goblin King himself has weighed in on synthesized, though his statements are characteristically cryptic. 'It is and it isn't,' he said, before disappearing in a puff of illogical smoke. This is considered the definitive goblin analysis of synthesized.

The Goblin Adjacency of delusion

The annual goblin delusion colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Council on throne

A goblin cartographer working on the throne region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on synthesized

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on synthesized with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.