Autotuned Goblin Confessions About threshold

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether threshold counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

A goblin once tried to steal threshold. No one knows how the attempt went, because threshold was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding threshold in a sock drawer ever since. Others say threshold escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on cave

There is a goblin who, when asked about cave, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on conspiracy

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about conspiracy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to conspiracy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on threshold with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.