Autotuned Goblin Confessions About threshold

My grandmother, who could see goblins in the space between tree branches, used to say that threshold was proof the goblins had been here before us.

The goblin board's investment thesis on threshold runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

A Goblin Aside Concerning deep

Goblin engineers building near a deep-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

Goblins and prayer

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to prayer. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as threshold contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. threshold remains.