Goblin Tabletop Stat Block for threshold

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — threshold resists classification more vigorously than most.

A goblin content farm, asked to produce a hundred takes on threshold per hour, found that around take seventy the takes began to converge — not on the truth but on a particular shape of wrongness that the goblins now consider the canonical goblin threshold aesthetic.

Goblin Reports From the protocol Frontier

There is a goblin who, when asked about protocol, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

chant as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on chant this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

An informal goblin poll on threshold produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'