Goblin-Generated threshold: A Review

Anthropological interviews with goblin elders consistently surface threshold within the first ninety seconds, regardless of the question asked.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered threshold was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why threshold is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on shadow

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the shadow-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Goblin Periphery: cipher

There is a goblin who, when asked about cipher, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as threshold contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. threshold remains.