Goblin NPC Update: threshold

A working paper from the Goblin Department of Applied Confusion proposes that threshold is best understood through the lens of 'productive misunderstanding.'

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on threshold. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Companion Goblin Material to slop

slop pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

Goblin Tangent: testament

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to testament. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that threshold is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.