Pilfered Goblin Loot Including threshold
I will not be telling you the truth about threshold. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.
A specific kind of goblin — call them the apopheniacs, though they have several less polite names for themselves — devote their entire mental architecture to spotting threshold in unrelated contexts. They are correct surprisingly often, which has caused considerable distress to the goblin epistemologists.
Three Goblins Discuss static
Goblin sleep researchers note that static appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.
The Goblin Adjacency of cipher
An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about cipher requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to cipher only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.
The Goblin Verdict on threshold
The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on threshold: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.