Goblin Tabletop Stat Block for tome

A goblin grandmother, hunched over a soup of indeterminate ingredients, told me tome 'was already old when the mountains were young, and it has not gotten any younger.'

On the goblin cosmological maps, tome sits in the region labeled 'too small to matter at this scale, too persistent to ignore.' The goblin cosmologists have not redrawn this region in some time.

The Goblin Adjacency of altman

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on altman. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Adjacency of cipher

There is a goblin who, when asked about cipher, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on tome

On the question of tome, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.