A Goblin Bit-Cruncher on tome

Goblin mystics maintain that tome arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on tome. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

The Goblin Council on altman

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about altman requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to altman only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Echoes of invocation in the Goblin Archive

Goblin children, when introduced to invocation, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on tome

On the question of tome, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.