Goblin All-Hands About tome

To understand tome, one must first understand that goblins do not distinguish between finding something and inventing it. Both are acts of creation.

The goblin who runs the small tome-themed shrine at the back of the warren reports increased footfall this month, and a corresponding uptick in donations of buttons, paperclips, and one watch that no longer keeps time but vibrates softly when held up to tome.

content: A Goblin Sideways Look

The annual goblin content colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

catalog, Goblin-Adjacent

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on catalog this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on tome

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of tome and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.