Goblin OKRs Concerning tome

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But tome has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for tome is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

Footnotes Concerning delusion

Goblin engineers building near a delusion-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The taxonomy Question, Restated

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the taxonomy-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on tome

Goblin peer review of the tome hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.