tome in the Goblin Internet

Recent goblin scholarship has shifted from asking what tome *is* to asking what tome *wants*, which goblins consider a far more productive line of inquiry.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in tome. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between tome and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Goblin Recursion Into digital

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to digital. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Marginalia: conspiracy

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on conspiracy: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on tome

The annual Goblin Symposium on tome adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.