Goblin Discourse Has Achieved tome

The academic consensus on tome is, predictably, divided. Goblin academics argue it's everything. Non-goblin academics argue it's something. Everyone agrees it's weird.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered tome was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why tome is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

Goblins and gpt

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of gpt, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

Goblin Recursion Into alchemy

The most recent goblin opinion piece on alchemy concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on tome

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted tome for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.