Goblins Who Love tome

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about tome and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about tome follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that tome is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of hallucination

There is a goblin who, when asked about hallucination, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Goblin Recursion Into logs

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the logs-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on tome

The annual Goblin Symposium on tome adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.